BOBBY FISHSCALE: SCALES AIN'T GOT NO CLUTCH

This here's a yarn 'bout Bobby Fishscale, see? He was a slippery character, always runnin' games. But he had one problem: scales ain't got no clutch. Like when he tried to convince that dame to hand over her dough, those scales just failed to deliver. And when it came to a scrap, Bobby's scales were about as useful as a chocolate fireguard. He was